A woman told me to view the world through her eyes…
I took a look out the kitchen window.
Don't give a flying fuck if you're offended—and feel free to submit!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why do you send me so many mixed signals?
You should be in the kitchen, making me a sandwich; not texting me, confusing me.
just though i’d make this for a laugh. nothing like a good ol woman in the kitchen joke..
(Source: skateordie-sinkorswim)
So the university library database totally just trolled me…
With sexism.
If anyone needs me I’ll be burning down my kitchen.
THANKSGIVING: a day devoted to women in the kitchen.
