Even Disney knows whats up
None! Let da bitch cook in da dark!
— Brian Lionel Peters
|You:||HI THIS IS RINGO|
|Stranger:||RINGO STARR ? OMGOMG :O:O:O:O:O|
|Stranger:||OMG I ACTUALLY LOVE THE BEATLES WOW|
|You:||ARE U A GIRL|
|You:||GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN HOE|
|You have disconnected.|
Completely forget what you went there to get
that’s so silly! you’re not a woman, why would you go to the kitchen?
Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room… past the bedroom.. into the kitchen, where there was a note that said “Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!” FML
|c:||lol no, the husbands, he shouldn't have been driving thru the kitchen.|