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Don't give a flying fuck if you're offended—and feel free to submit!
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Even Disney knows whats up
Sexual.
omg
omg
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
None! Let da bitch cook in da dark!
“Why do women have legs?
To get from the bedroom to the kitchen.”
— Brian Lionel Peters
| You: | HI THIS IS RINGO |
| Stranger: | RINGO STARR ? OMGOMG :O:O:O:O:O |
| You: | YEAH |
| Stranger: | OMG I ACTUALLY LOVE THE BEATLES WOW |
| You: | GOOD GOOD |
| You: | ARE U A GIRL |
| Stranger: | aye |
| You: | GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN HOE |
| You have disconnected. | |
| --- | |
| Omg |
Go to kitchen to get something
Completely forget what you went there to get
that’s so silly! you’re not a woman, why would you go to the kitchen?
Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room… past the bedroom.. into the kitchen, where there was a note that said “Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!” FML
A man runs over his wife, who's fault is it?
| m: | Voldemort's. |
| c: | lol no, the husbands, he shouldn't have been driving thru the kitchen. |
WHY DO I FEEL SO SHIT.
I’m such a woman.
if you are such a woman why are you on tumblr and not in the kitchen cooking?
