(via knickersforyou)
Don't give a flying fuck if you're offended—and feel free to submit!
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
made her chain too long
Okay, so a woman walks into a bar…
Inside of which she gets raped and killed because she’s fucking useless if she’s not in the kitchen.
holy fucking shit i’m dying oh my god someone just asked if i was okay fuckufckufckomgogmgewqfghowhgi[IW
(via goindownslow)
This is wrong in so many lavels XS
get back in the kitchen!
oh..wait.
LMAO WHY AM I LAUGHING OMG
helveticunt:-ryan:dan-erz:nodaknothing:mrgolightly:big-bag-o-dicks:turmblr:icystars:andyoliver:thinkinphotographs:joshsuth:Impressive.
“See what happened? Now get back in the kitchen WOMAN!”
Mary Louise Parker in Esquire.
In the kitchen, like a real woman.
why were laptops created?
So women could go on the internet while in the kitchen.
lawl,I suck at jokes.its still early for me
why are women such bad drivers?
well, cut them a break. there’s not much road from the kitchen to the laundry room for them to practice with.
finally someone understands.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what was she doing out of the kitchen?!?
I HEARD THIS TODAY OMG
just because the kitchens in hong kong are humid rachel, doesn’t mean ALL of hong kong is. pfft. women.hong kong~ can’t wait to go next year XD
hong kong is so amazing. but too fucking humid.
haha, blatantly googled them. because you’ve been on the same page i’ve been on all day at college.Why do women get married in white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
| ian: | why don't women need a drivers license? |
| me: | why? |
| ian: | because there's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom. |
| me: | oh.. |
I sort of want a penis.
So I can fuck bitches and make sexist jokes towards women.
“A tree fell on her!”
“Impossible.”
“What? I s—”
“Trees do not grow in kitchens.”
I like that my question was predominately answered by women.
why are they not in the kitchen?
In school we were talking about womens rights
and why they should or shouldn’t be allowed to be preists.
I had to bite my tongue from saying “Women should not be Priests because they should be in the kitchen instead”
