If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
made her chain too long
Inside of which she gets raped and killed because she’s fucking useless if she’s not in the kitchen.
holy fucking shit i’m dying oh my god someone just asked if i was okay fuckufckufckomgogmgewqfghowhgi[IW
This is wrong in so many lavels XS
get back in the kitchen!
LMAO WHY AM I LAUGHING OMG
“See what happened? Now get back in the kitchen WOMAN!”
Mary Louise Parker in Esquire.
In the kitchen, like a real woman.
So women could go on the internet while in the kitchen.
lawl,I suck at jokes.its still early for me
why are women such bad drivers?
well, cut them a break. there’s not much road from the kitchen to the laundry room for them to practice with.
finally someone understands.
Never mind that, what was she doing out of the kitchen?!?
I HEARD THIS TODAY OMG
just because the kitchens in hong kong are humid rachel, doesn’t mean ALL of hong kong is. pfft. women.
hong kong~ can’t wait to go next year XD
hong kong is so amazing. but too fucking humid.
haha, blatantly googled them. because you’ve been on the same page i’ve been on all day at college.
Why do women get married in white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
|ian:||why don't women need a drivers license?|
|ian:||because there's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.|
So I can fuck bitches and make sexist jokes towards women.
“A tree fell on her!”
“What? I s—”
“Trees do not grow in kitchens.”
why are they not in the kitchen?